Cretaceous  

1. An ancient creature or person which should have been long dead.
2. A boring situation which one should have stopped persueing hours ago

"Maaan, these waves are Cretaceous dude. We should split and catch outselves a fresh pie"

Cretaceous by Kigs December 7, 2006

cretaceous 

that which is utterly ridiculous, exaggerated, or nonsensical.

"Maaan that shiiit was cretaceous!"
"yo hubert, that's totally cretaceous!!

cretaceous by Feke September 15, 2007

cretaceous 

something or someone that is too cool for any other word; alternative to saying "cool" because it is over-used

That new Franz Ferdinand album is cretaceous , man.

cretaceous by Capital V December 18, 2005

Cretaceous-Cuck 

When everyone around you in your social circle knows your girlfriend is going to get fucked by some other guy in front of you, but you don't know it yet because you have "apocalypsed" this girl as your best and only option . Also known as a "Pre-cuck"

Bro, you are such a cretaceous-cuck. Your new girlfriend treats you like shit.

Cretaceous-Cuck by Drizzller November 23, 2020

Cretaceous Ghidorah 

A past king ghidorah from the movie "Rebirth of mothra 3". Its also mr legal son

Cretaceous ghidorah is the best ghidorah

Cretaceous Ghidorah by Purple_Tomato August 5, 2022

camp cretaceous 

its a show on netflix really good show about dinosaurs/ Jurassic park watchit its good

jeff-watch camp cretaceous
john-sure

camp cretaceous by hi matey mate June 3, 2021

Crustaceous Cheapskate 

Someone so greedy that even Spongebob snaps

LISTEN HERE YOU CRUSTACEOUS CHEAPSKATE, SQUIDWARD'S BEEN LIVING IN MY HOUSE DRIVING ME CRAZY AND YOU'RE NOT GONNA HIRE HIM BACK ALL BECAUSE OF A STUPID DIME?

Crustaceous Cheapskate by userhandlegoeshere August 28, 2021