Creotard 

A contraction of Creationist and retard. Used as a term of abuse for the most wilfully ignorant creationists.

It's usage is largely limited to American English.

VenomFangX is a creotard of the first order.

Creotard by Boreas74 August 3, 2008

creotard 

A sub-human who believes in creation as told in the bible, and refuses to understand or consider any other explanation. All creationists are retards, but not all retards are creationist (i.e. there is some hope for the latter).

IDiots are all creotards.
Discovery Institute is a holding tank for creotards.
If you believe in god you are most likely a creotard.

creotard by shonny August 21, 2008

Creatard 

Someone who ignores the scientific evidence of an old Earth, common descent, evolution, history, archaeology, well-known facts about chemistry and physics, etc. to insist that the entire world was created a few thousand years ago merely because it says so in an ancient book written by shepherds.

Typically found visiting websites like "Answers in Genesis", demanding that "warning stickers" be placed in school biology textbooks, and homeschooling their kids to save them from evil men like Richard Dawkins.

1. "Hey, did you see those creatards lining up to buy tickets for Ben Stein's 'Expelled'"?

2. "Mom, Holly's dad told me that the whole world was made in 4,004 BC in less than a week's time. Also, that Noah put all the world's animals on an ark for forty days to save them from the great flood. Later, Moses led 600,000 Israelites across the desert for 40 years and God gave them food by magic!". "What a creatard!!".

Creatard by nukleus April 30, 2008

Creatard 

A creationist that ignores any evidence of the contrary. They're reasoning is usually that of a retard and it's evident when you speak to them.

Those creatards are saying evolution is false? What dumbasses.

Creatard by Christian The Atheist May 23, 2012

Cretard 

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.

VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.

Cretard by AeroCooper December 25, 2007

Creetard 

A Native American person who is very stupid.

Wow that group in the welfare line sure are Creetards.

Creetard by claytonmagnet1234 October 18, 2011

cretard 

The critique of a person/occurrence that shows retarded tendencies or displays ignorance in any way.

It's cretarding time when someone stares blankly at a carton of orange juice just because it said CONCENTRATE.

cretard by crazymanz February 2, 2010