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Creep face 

The end result of being in the "Full-Nelson" hold by someone stronger than you for a prolonged period of time. Creep face is easily recognizable due to the fact that the victims face turns a nice shade of purple. The word was originally put to use to describe this condition and its resemblance to "creep" in the game of Starcraft.
"mike had creep face for a week after Jason assaulted him"

"hey, remember that week that Mike had Creep Face?" "That was great."

"Dude, if it happens again, Ill call my mom and then she will come, you dont treat me like that."
Creep face by The Jason Sensation January 8, 2005

Face-Creep 

When someone studies peoples posts on Facebook (Comments, pictures, status updates) to the point to where they know everything about a persons life, without ever talking to that person. A classic Face-creeper is known to know way more about a victim than the victims best friends know about him.
Phil: "Who knows where Kelsey is?"

Sid: "Oh. Kelsey is soo totally bored while grounded for getting a D+ on her math final."

Doug: "What?!... When did you talk to her? I didnt even know you guys talk that much.."

Sid: "Kelsey added me last week on facebook. Did you not see her latest 8 updates?

Doug and Phil: "FACE-CREEPER"
Face-Creep by RiotROy! April 8, 2010

face creep 

Wasting time you don't have on Facebook stalking people, or reading their walls.
Girl: I'm so upset that Justin has a girflriend, now I have no chance.
Guy: How on earth did you figure that out?
Girl: I was reading his wall conversations with one of his friends, you know, back and forth between their two walls so I could get the full converstaion and his friend congratulated him on having a hot girlfriend.
Guy: You were face creeping at home all alone last night?!?! Maybe you should go out...
face creep by mmmmdawg June 28, 2006

Creed Face 

the look on everyone's face, be it at a party, bar, etc. when that one jackass commits the most atrocious of party fouls by changing the cd player/jukebox/ipod to his favorite song by the aforementioned band. It is not a look of disgust, disapproval, shock, or annoyance, although it does have some resemblance to all of them. it is a unique look that only creed can evoke.
dude 1: I met this chick last night and she was all about getting me in bed. It was awesome

dude 2: That's what drunk you remembers. sober me remembers you hitting on said chick and her responding with creed face.

dude 1: creed face? there's no way i was that bad.

dude 2: she had creed face dude. maybe next time
Creed Face by treestupid July 7, 2010

FUKING CREEPY YURI FACE 

Something Random in DDLC (absolutly not creepy)
THAT IS SOME FUKING CREEPY YURI FACE

Face Crêpe 

Face Crepe: The dried substance on a guys face after oral sex with a woman.
After I ate her out all night long I forgot to wash my face before falling asleep. Now I have a Face crêpe to clean off.
Face Crêpe by Camoit. July 11, 2021
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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