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Face-Creep 

When someone studies peoples posts on Facebook (Comments, pictures, status updates) to the point to where they know everything about a persons life, without ever talking to that person. A classic Face-creeper is known to know way more about a victim than the victims best friends know about him.
Phil: "Who knows where Kelsey is?"

Sid: "Oh. Kelsey is soo totally bored while grounded for getting a D+ on her math final."

Doug: "What?!... When did you talk to her? I didnt even know you guys talk that much.."

Sid: "Kelsey added me last week on facebook. Did you not see her latest 8 updates?

Doug and Phil: "FACE-CREEPER"
Face-Creep by RiotROy! April 8, 2010
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face creep 

Wasting time you don't have on Facebook stalking people, or reading their walls.
Girl: I'm so upset that Justin has a girflriend, now I have no chance.
Guy: How on earth did you figure that out?
Girl: I was reading his wall conversations with one of his friends, you know, back and forth between their two walls so I could get the full converstaion and his friend congratulated him on having a hot girlfriend.
Guy: You were face creeping at home all alone last night?!?! Maybe you should go out...
face creep by mmmmdawg June 28, 2006

Creep face 

A creepy face you pull when you gate crash a photo to freak the hell of a person. The facial expression is usually representative of a serial killer or someone who's preys on the weak.
Yo Jez you just creep faced the fuck outta that photo!
Creep face by R.G.C.J December 30, 2013

Creep face 

The end result of being in the "Full-Nelson" hold by someone stronger than you for a prolonged period of time. Creep face is easily recognizable due to the fact that the victims face turns a nice shade of purple. The word was originally put to use to describe this condition and its resemblance to "creep" in the game of Starcraft.
"mike had creep face for a week after Jason assaulted him"

"hey, remember that week that Mike had Creep Face?" "That was great."

"Dude, if it happens again, Ill call my mom and then she will come, you dont treat me like that."
Creep face by The Jason Sensation January 8, 2005

face creeper 

A face creeper is some one who stalks people on facebook. It doesn't have to be serious stalking, just regular, every one does it, facebook stalking!
- "I totally went through all of my ex-boyfriends pictures on Facebook today.."

- "Omg, you're such a face creeper!"
face creeper by CammieTC September 8, 2010

Creed Face 

the look on everyone's face, be it at a party, bar, etc. when that one jackass commits the most atrocious of party fouls by changing the cd player/jukebox/ipod to his favorite song by the aforementioned band. It is not a look of disgust, disapproval, shock, or annoyance, although it does have some resemblance to all of them. it is a unique look that only creed can evoke.
dude 1: I met this chick last night and she was all about getting me in bed. It was awesome

dude 2: That's what drunk you remembers. sober me remembers you hitting on said chick and her responding with creed face.

dude 1: creed face? there's no way i was that bad.

dude 2: she had creed face dude. maybe next time
Creed Face by treestupid July 7, 2010

creeper face 

A face that looks absolutely ridiculous, usually when it looks like you're either going to murder, kidnap, or seduce someone.
In the episodes Human Nature & Family of Blood of the BBC show Doctor Who, the character Brother of Mine/Jeremy Baines is a perfect example of "creeper face."
creeper face by DalekSec November 29, 2010