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Credit carded 

In skateboarding, it is when the board lands 90 degress between your legs and you land on top of it. Like a giant credit card between your legs.
Dave: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH, my gooch
Little Bob: oooooo.. credit carded.
Credit carded by Robatedave August 22, 2008

creditcarditis 

The "disease" of habitually putting all purchases on a credit card, rather than paying by cash or debit... generally without concern about whether the payments can be made when the invoice arrives.
"It's bad enough that I have a shopping addiction, but I have chronic creditcarditis too!"

Credit Carded 

When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it
Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that

creditcarding girl 

The type of woman a man will date when so absolutely desperate that he has to give his credit card information over the phone just to get some action from her.

Phone sex operator, hooker, supermodel—anyone sexy enough to be able to charge your credit card.
Dave has only been able to hit the creditcarding girls lately! What a loser!
creditcarding girl by Balfdor June 14, 2006

Credit Carded 

The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.
Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!
Credit Carded by pleasedont July 14, 2009

Irish CreditCard 

Noun
The act of placing ones penis between a females butt cheeks (without penitration) and sliding it up and down as if it were a credit card.
That gurl had a donk, You could easily Irish CreditCard that ass.!