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like cringing but creaving is 100x more potent
"that dirty hoe makes me creave"

Create Optionality

Sneaky way to say cheat in a committed relationship.

To leave ones options open (to cheat)
I didn't mean to hurt you- I just needed to create optionality in our relationship.
Create Optionality by babimia September 11, 2020

Ryan Creamer 

The guy who actually fixes your pipes
Hot single mom: can you fix my pipes
Ryan creamer: sure!

Big Beaver Cleaver 

A Big Beaver Cleaver is a very large penis.
Pablo had a Big Beaver Cleaver which pleased lovers every where.
Big Beaver Cleaver by I, Wreckerrr October 12, 2016

creamedmonkey 

A man and wife who immensely enjoy the world of call of duty. It's easy to spot a real creamedmonkey in the wilds of C.O.D they'll be the ones who always finishes top of the board and shows a dazzling amount of flair as they charge the map.
Their usual habitat is kill confirmed but they have been known to thrive in environments such as demolition and TDM

Their weapon choice will always be the lesser used weapons such as the RSASS, PM9 and the MP412.
creamedmonkey's are indeed rare but once met are never forgotten
"Damn did creamedmonkey really score 6000!"
"There goes that tag rusher creamedmonkey
creamedmonkey by Minoater September 17, 2012

Crease Lizard 

A ridiculous phrase created by a Versus announcer in the 2010 NHL playoffs to describe a player that screens the opposing goalie and spends a lot of time in front of the net.
Boy that Tomas Holmstrom is a real crease lizard! Also I'm a biased douchebag announcer on Versus.