creamy j 

Eric Johnson. a faggot alcohlic who needs to seek help.

"look creamy j, its ur freshman girlfriend, maude."

creamy j by Kackems February 9, 2005

creamy julius 

The act of creaming in a glass of oonge juice then blending it together with a thick turd. Afterwards, making your bestfriend Tyler drink it.

Ece: Damn dude I just blended up some oonge juice and a turd
Beau: Dude that's a creamy julius!
Tyler: Let me drink it!!

creamy julius by Creamy Dudlius February 3, 2018

Cream J 

The sexual act of cumming into someones nostril and having it be spit out of their mouth, thus creating a J shaped path on which the cum traveled.

I gave Sarah a cream j last night.

Cream J by b5200 October 21, 2008

creamy jizz baby 

a baby that your mom shit out of her ass that was recently filled with 12 gallons of black semen and then after the baby is out he proceeds to eat the cum then the dad comes back and eats the chocolate cum covered baby

i love creamy jizz baby cause my dad gave me one

creamy jizz baby by dirty jizz baby May 5, 2022

Creamy John 

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.

“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”

Creamy John by PortalDM March 11, 2019

Creamy Jimmy 

First, a guy ejaculates into a bowl of ice cream sprinkles (aka Jimmies). Then, he rolls his penis in the bowl until it is covered in sprinkles. He then continues to fuck his partner.

Last night, my girl and I got really kinky and tried the Creamy Jimmy. It hurt a lot more than I thought it would.

Creamy Jimmy by Lucasio1225 October 10, 2021

Creamy John 

When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina

OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor

Creamy John by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 20, 2017