9 definitions by PortalDM
The Pringle Dingle can go 1 of 2 ways, one is to have your penis the size of a Pringle’s can or the size of the chip inside.
by PortalDM March 10, 2019
When you give a girl a creampie (or your the one who got the creampie) and instead of cleaning up she puts her clothes on and leaves for the day without draining it from her pussy.
When she gets home you check if it’s still there and if it’s still there let it stay and if it’s not then you can go at it again. ;)
When she gets home you check if it’s still there and if it’s still there let it stay and if it’s not then you can go at it again. ;)
Harley: “I am doing a Creampie Walk right now Katie and I’m so horny right now.”
Katie: “Is it really that good? Maybe I’ll try it with Tom later.”
Katie: “Is it really that good? Maybe I’ll try it with Tom later.”
by PortalDM March 10, 2019
It’s the same as a blowjob but when you cum she doesn’t spit or swallow it. Instead she keeps blowing you will the cum still in her mouth to act as mouth lube do she can suck faster and deeper
by PortalDM March 21, 2019
When a male and female (male male works too) puts an ear of corn in the mans shaft and then proceeds to smack there partner until the cum launch’s it out of the shaft and lands in the other partners mouth.
by PortalDM March 7, 2019
Lewdject is another way of saying that you like to masterbait or make inanimate objects into anime wifu’s. It is most common among anime/hentai users to develop this obsession.
Check it out dude, I love my cellphone so much I made a Lewdject of it.
(Friend): way am I still friends with you?
(Friend): way am I still friends with you?
by PortalDM March 9, 2019
The hentaishuffle is when a person binge watch’s hentai and then puts every frame of each episode they watched into a 4 hour video that no one will watch because it would sound like a whore house with more female screams and epilepsy
by PortalDM March 10, 2019
A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.
“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”
“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
by PortalDM March 11, 2019