Definitions by PortalDM
The Kings Roar
To do “The Kings Roar”, you need to eat only Indian food for a week. Then, when you feel the pressure of your lower intestines start to give out make a b-line to the nearest public bathroom and without closing the door to the stall scream as loud as you can (Best way is to scream like a loin but a loud sexual moan is also acceptable). Be quiet and the let it go!!! The sound of The Kings Roar will scare all males near by and show that you are the dominant male.
I was in the bathroom at chipotle and as I was washing my hands some guy came in and without closing the stall screamed like a maniac and started to shit violently. I got the fuck out as fast as I could and when I saw him leaving I asked him, “What the actual fuck was that in the bathroom earlier?” And with a burning passion in his eye and said. “The was “The Kings Roar”, I am the king of the jungle?”
The Kings Roar by PortalDM December 4, 2019
Creamjob
It’s the same as a blowjob but when you cum she doesn’t spit or swallow it. Instead she keeps blowing you will the cum still in her mouth to act as mouth lube do she can suck faster and deeper
Creamy John
A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.
“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”
“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
Creamy John by PortalDM March 11, 2019
Creampie Walk
When you give a girl a creampie (or your the one who got the creampie) and instead of cleaning up she puts her clothes on and leaves for the day without draining it from her pussy.
When she gets home you check if it’s still there and if it’s still there let it stay and if it’s not then you can go at it again. ;)
When she gets home you check if it’s still there and if it’s still there let it stay and if it’s not then you can go at it again. ;)
Harley: “I am doing a Creampie Walk right now Katie and I’m so horny right now.”
Katie: “Is it really that good? Maybe I’ll try it with Tom later.”
Katie: “Is it really that good? Maybe I’ll try it with Tom later.”
Creampie Walk by PortalDM March 10, 2019
HentaiShuffle
The hentaishuffle is when a person binge watch’s hentai and then puts every frame of each episode they watched into a 4 hour video that no one will watch because it would sound like a whore house with more female screams and epilepsy
HentaiShuffle by PortalDM March 9, 2019
Pringle Dingle
The Pringle Dingle can go 1 of 2 ways, one is to have your penis the size of a Pringle’s can or the size of the chip inside.
Pringle Dingle by PortalDM March 9, 2019