cream pie surprise 

when you un-expectedly jizz in a girls asshole, and then it leeks out.
or you whip it out of her ass real quick and unload a full clip in her face and give her a free facial that she was not prepared for

Jill: uhh!...the other day, dave gave me a cream pie surprise!

cream pie surprise by Little Gords March 15, 2007

Cream-pie Surprise 

The act of cumming inside of an ice cream before it has been served, resulting in a warm ooze in the inside of the ice cream.

Nathan's Ex ordered an ice cream so he gave her the Cream-pie Surprise.

Cream-pie Surprise by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020

Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise 

Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise

I was getting ready to fuck this Korean whore. She wanted me to wear a condom. I said no. She said you promise to pull out. I said yes I will withdraw. I was enjoying fucking her and shot my cum into her tight sweet pussy making a Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise.

Korean Whore Cream Pie Surprise by Asianpoker January 28, 2022

Anal Cream Pie Surprise 

When you are fucking a girl doggy style right before you pull out and cum in her face, you stick your dick in her ass and then you cum inside her anal canal.

"Me" Dude I gave Sam an Anal Cream Pie Surprise last night, it was amazing!
"Friend" Dude that's gross!

Anal Cream Pie Surprise by Su1c1dal Duck December 11, 2013

oatmeal cream pie surprise 

The act of not ejaculating for an amount of time necessary for the semen to become chunky (like oatmeal), and then engaging in anal or vaginal sex until ejaculation.

Dude, I gave that bitch an oatmeal cream pie surprise!

oatmeal cream pie surprise by Adam Bucknasty April 10, 2008

creampie surprise 

When you're fucking a girl and promise to pull out, and then cum inside her instead.

When Jim was finished, Jessica realized she's gotten a sticky creampie surprise between her legs.

creampie surprise by MilwArchGuy January 6, 2008

Oreo Creampie Surprise 

Find a black chick with really dark pussy lips. Add the cream filling and have her lay on her side so the lips and the cream look like an oreo cookie. While she is catching her breath after what obviously was the best 40 second long sex session of her life, you quickly put on your best Steve Urkel clothing (suspenders with hiked up pants, cheesy shirt, and big glasses). Get her attention, point to her oreo creampie and exclaim in a high pitched voice, "Did I do That?!?"

My girl and I just got done watching that lame show, Family Matters, so I had to give her the classic oreo creampie surprise! Her dark lips and my white cock snot really looked like an oreo!

well done!

Oreo Creampie Surprise by RedDan69 February 26, 2011