cream dog
cream dog by slipperypoos October 4, 2015
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Whip Cream On Dog Shit
When something good happens, but the negatives already far outweigh anything positive. The positive is small and of little importance when compared to the negative.
Two men on a golf course:
Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.
Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.
Jim: (on the 18th hole) Great putt, Mike.
Mike: (after a terrible round of golf) Ah, Whip Cream on Dog Shit.
Whip Cream On Dog Shit by Russessabagina December 20, 2009
foot long cream-filled chili dog
When a girl lies on her back and one guy over her tits while she blows him and a second guy is behind the 1st titty-fucking her. The first guy cums so hard in her mouth that he shits on her tits.
" OMG! The two guys last night gave me the foot long cream-filled chili dog last night! V filled my mouth at the same time he shat on my cleavage all over T's cock and T kept on fucking my tits. It was Sooo dirty!"
foot long cream-filled chili dog by vdtour97 March 10, 2015
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puppy dogs and ice cream
(adj. or noun) refers to any topic of safe, meaningless conversation used when someone is afraid to come to terms with their sexual desires.
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puppy dogs and ice cream by Krumm April 2, 2004
Doggy Cream
The process of mixing human semen and animal semen together and then penetrating it into an unprotected vagina.
guy: hey u wanna do summit f**cked up
girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)
girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)
Doggy Cream by megathiccboi May 14, 2018