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A universal slur that offends everything and anything in existence.
creahmo by LilReeseCup May 5, 2023
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creamongus 

when moo is acting sussy.
Moo is being really creamongus today.
creamongus by susmoo69420 May 12, 2022

Creamoglobin 

(kree-muh-gloh-bin); (Craemoglobin; UK)
-noun

The resulting post-coital amalgam following unprotected sexual intercourse during the female menstrual phase.
Dude, I boned Sally when she was on the rag and now I've got creamoglobin all over my sheets.
Creamoglobin by J-Juice April 4, 2011
noun The immediate feeling of self-disgust and shame following masturbation in which a person desperately exits out of the porn they have open while trying to avoid living with what they just did.
"I just finished beating it to some interracial midget scat porn and now I'm having some serious creamorse."

creamofsumyungguy 

The old Waynes World Joke. Has to be said quickly.
Cream of some young guy.
Have you ever had the creamofsumyungguy?
creamofsumyungguy by Ben Davis September 30, 2003

[creamhole] 

A hot and prepared-for-pounding vagina.
All I wanted to do was empty my swollen nads into her hot creamhole.

creamongus 

when moo is acting sussy.
Moo is being really creamongus.
creamongus by susmoo69420 May 12, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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