Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.

sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"

Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011

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CrazyFarmer

Legend has it, a man who treads the icy plains of Canada in search for the holy Beaver. He roams with his Moose at his side, and is rumored to be armed at all times. He ambushes roving traders and supply transports, and then plunders them, in order to gain his supplies. Very dangerous.

Don't travel down that path, CrazyFarmer is said to lurk around these parts. Here, take this weapon with you. Not like it will help, he will kill you on sight regardless.

CrazyFarmer by Medicstranger October 20, 2010

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clayface

robert shaw

man, I hate that guy clayface!

clayface by rocco November 26, 2003

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Crackface'd

An event in which a person walks through a door and has crack thrown in their face. Usually takes place in clubs and bars.

Person A: I heard John got crackface'd!
Person B: That poor bastard.

Crackface'd by Realnigga9499 December 3, 2014

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