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crazyface 

1. someone who says things without realizing what they mean
2. an affectionate retort between friends to mean a silly amusing person
actually we're out of Froot Loops, crazyface!

watchoo talking bout, crazyface?
crazyface by SexyLexy1234 December 27, 2008

crazyface 

1. someone who says things without realizing what they mean
2. an affectionate retort between friends to mean a silly amusing person
actually we're out of Froot Loops, crazyface!

watchoo talking bout, crazyface?
crazyface by SexyLexy1234 June 25, 2007

Baby Crapface 

Alarmingly cheap kid with an excessive amount baby fat on his face. As well as this travesty he/she smells of baby feces.

hence.... baby "crap" face.

Only two documented sitings have occurred of Baby Crapface. One spotting was at Woodward High School and one is rumored to be the night time male server at a Buffalo Wild Wings in Oregon,Ohio.
sits next to baby crapface in crowded McDonalds... puts arm around him. makes meaningful eye contact.
"What's up BABY CRAPFACE!"
Baby Crapface by mrparka December 27, 2011

CrazyFarmer 

Legend has it, a man who treads the icy plains of Canada in search for the holy Beaver. He roams with his Moose at his side, and is rumored to be armed at all times. He ambushes roving traders and supply transports, and then plunders them, in order to gain his supplies. Very dangerous.
Don't travel down that path, CrazyFarmer is said to lurk around these parts. Here, take this weapon with you. Not like it will help, he will kill you on sight regardless.
CrazyFarmer by Medicstranger October 20, 2010
man, I hate that guy clayface!
clayface by rocco November 26, 2003

Crackface'd 

An event in which a person walks through a door and has crack thrown in their face. Usually takes place in clubs and bars.
Person A: I heard John got crackface'd!
Person B: That poor bastard.
Crackface'd by Realnigga9499 December 3, 2014
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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