crazy bitches
crazy bitches by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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Crazy Bitches
A girl who bitches non-stop without any reason and deserves a good smack in the face. Or maybe they just need to get their midddle finger stuck in a blender.
Crazy Bitches by Steve Murphy April 27, 2004
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Crazy Bitches
Two or more females that are out of their minds in the best way possible. You can never understand what the fuck they are talking about. They are usually hot. I mean really hot. Usually talk about shit like cheese, cow tipping, and classical music. Everyone loves them. A lot of them live in the Philadelphia area.
Crazy Bitches by Beeeeeeee July 26, 2007
"dem crazy bitches" story
"dem crazy bitches" story by MaHaBone January 29, 2004
crazy monkey bitches
"I was going to get a pencil when my teacher told our class to go up to her desk to get one, but everyone else ran and got one before I could. My classmates are such crazy monkey bitches."
crazy monkey bitches by VomitOnMySkirt November 14, 2022
Bitches be crazy
Not so much a blunt statement as it is a motto in life. This simple yet profound observation states what we all think about bitches and their ways and sums up into simple terms the craziness that they be.
Not all women are bitches, and not even all bitches are women, but the bitches that be are, in fact, crazy.
The correct reply upon hearing this is to echo it back in confirmation.
Not all women are bitches, and not even all bitches are women, but the bitches that be are, in fact, crazy.
The correct reply upon hearing this is to echo it back in confirmation.
guy1: Last week my ex scratched a giant cock onto the side of my car, and just today I got a text from her asking me to take her back.... the fuck?!?
guy2: Dude, bitches be crazy.
guy1: Bitches be crazy.
guy2: Dude, bitches be crazy.
guy1: Bitches be crazy.
Bitches be crazy by P1k4 July 23, 2011
Bitches be crazy
Someone once told me the words that I now live my life by, "Bitches be crazy". It is pretty self explanatory. Every single girl is the spawn of satan and therefore has some sort of screw loose in thier noggins which makes bitches crazy. Thats why you can't understand them as a guy, cause they're not real people
Matt: Dude my girlfriend sucks a lot, and not the good kind
Sean: Bitches be crazy, lets go get buffalo chicken wraps
Matt: Wow....... You changed my life forever.
Sean: Bitches be crazy, lets go get buffalo chicken wraps
Matt: Wow....... You changed my life forever.
Bitches be crazy by bitchesbecrazy March 24, 2008
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