MaHaBone's definitions

mister blank

A nobody, a nebbish. A completely boring and unmemorable person.

From an indy comic book of the same name.

Just another Mister Blank I knew in high school.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

squeeze the sponge

To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.

Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

2li

A two liter bottle, usually soda.

I grabbed a 2li of Diet Coke

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

caffie

abrv. of caffiene

I need some sweet caffie before I can start my day.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

geez

To back out, or bail on something you promised to do.

That dick completely geezed on us.

by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

God Fudge

The sweet dessert of blasphemy, usually enjoyed by the throughly hell-bound.

(created from the act of raping Gad anally)

Fuck it. I'm going to hell anyway. May as well enjoy the God Fudge.

by MaHaBone January 29, 2004

polish a turd

To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.

Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks.

by MaHaBone January 29, 2004