9 definition by MaHaBone

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To attempt to put a positive spin or light on something that is clearly shit.
Polish the turd all you want- that movie still sucks.
by MaHaBone January 29, 2004

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When guys get together and tell annoying/weird/funny stories about their girlfriends.
"She was still pissed about something I said in my sleep 6 weeks ago"
"Dem Crazy Bitches!"
by MaHaBone January 29, 2004

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The sweet dessert of blasphemy, usually enjoyed by the throughly hell-bound.

(created from the act of raping Gad anally)
Fuck it. I'm going to hell anyway. May as well enjoy the God Fudge.
by MaHaBone January 29, 2004

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A nobody, a nebbish. A completely boring and unmemorable person.

From an indy comic book of the same name.
Just another Mister Blank I knew in high school.
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

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abrv. of caffiene
I need some sweet caffie before I can start my day.
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

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2li
A two liter bottle, usually soda.
I grabbed a 2li of Diet Coke
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

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To go take an unnecessry piss just because you may not get another chane to for a long time. Usually on road trips or before long movies.
Since they were waiting at the rest stop, he squeezed the sponge.
by MaHaBone January 28, 2004

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