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Crayz is the state of a person craving the opposite of what their partner said.
GF: no im not going to give you a blowjob
BF: im crayz rn
crayz by draqsy August 4, 2023
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Crayz for Dayz 

Used to describe a really crazy situation.
Person 1: Were you able to get that TV on Black Friday?
Person 2: Nah man, everyone at Best Buy was Crayz for Dayz!

Person 1: Aye you down to party tonight?
Person 2: Sorry, I have to study. Finals week is Crayz for Dayz!
Crayz for Dayz by eyesontheprize19 December 3, 2011

Crayon Poo 

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.
Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes
Crayon Poo by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

Craymitzvahog 

A crazy hedgehog running amok at a Bar or Bat Mitzvah.
Jew 1: Oy vey, something was nibbling on the Torah!
Jew 2: Yeah, I spotted a craymitzvahog earlier, adorable but quite a nuisance.
Craymitzvahog by Katehog May 23, 2012

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.
"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"
broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.
"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."
break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007
Word of the Day on April 23, 2007

cray cray fo shay shay 

When something is just too darn crazy, you say it is just "cray cray fo shay shay"
Can you believe she didn't take advantage of free breakfast at work? She is cray cray fo shay shay!
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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