crayz

Crayz is the state of a person craving the opposite of what their partner said.

GF: no im not going to give you a blowjob
BF: im crayz rn

by draqsy August 4, 2023

Crayz for Dayz

Used to describe a really crazy situation.

Person 1: Were you able to get that TV on Black Friday?
Person 2: Nah man, everyone at Best Buy was Crayz for Dayz!

Person 1: Aye you down to party tonight?
Person 2: Sorry, I have to study. Finals week is Crayz for Dayz!

by eyesontheprize19 December 3, 2011

Crayon Poo

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

Craymitzvahog

A crazy hedgehog running amok at a Bar or Bat Mitzvah.

Jew 1: Oy vey, something was nibbling on the Torah!
Jew 2: Yeah, I spotted a craymitzvahog earlier, adorable but quite a nuisance.

by Katehog May 23, 2012

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

cray cray fo shay shay

When something is just too darn crazy, you say it is just "cray cray fo shay shay"

Can you believe she didn't take advantage of free breakfast at work? She is cray cray fo shay shay!

by JulestheGing16 December 19, 2015