crayor 

if you can’t use the n word, use crayor!

“he’s a fucking crayor”

crayor by crayoreater February 7, 2022

Cravor 

A person who psychologically requires constant acknowledgment, recognition, reassurance, positive affirmation, to be the center of attention, or receive praise by means of verbal and/or non-verbal communication, including gestures, such as gifts, rewards, “likes” on social media, social networking, or dating apps and/or websites.

My friend is a typical cravor who posts updates on Facebook throughout each day, and includes videos of her exercise regimen, selfies in new clothes she bought, and celebrities she meets.

Cravor by LaMachineary January 4, 2023

Crayon Poo 

No matter how much you wipe your arse after a poo, you continue to get a mark on the paper as though there is a brown crayon stuck up your bum.

Dude, what took so long?
Crayon poo.
aaah yes

Crayon Poo by madhatchetman September 4, 2010

broken crayon

when, durning the act of pooping the turd breaks off, resulting in repeated uncomfortable wiping.

"Dude, I was taking the biggest shit and it busted in half, leaving me with a broken crayon"

broken crayon by Phil Yost January 16, 2009

break your crayons

Make you very upset or sad, or ruin your whole day.

"Dude, don't worry about him, he's just tryin' to break your crayons. Just let it slide."

break your crayons by Irish Dave April 21, 2007

Crayolo 

Crazy + Yolo

"She is the craziest person I've ever met. Her life motto is totally yolo. She just does what she wants because life is too short, she says."

"That girl is CRAYOLO!"

Crayolo by chicshoeschick December 8, 2012

Crayon 

A young child's favorite food.

Little Jimmy ate the crayon for breakfast.

Crayon by Ikehylt October 25, 2016