Crayolo 

Crazy + Yolo

"She is the craziest person I've ever met. Her life motto is totally yolo. She just does what she wants because life is too short, she says."

"That girl is CRAYOLO!"

Crayolo by chicshoeschick December 8, 2012

Crapologist 

One who specializes in handing out crap but presents it in such a fashion that it appears to be fact.

Don't believe what Joseph said about that. He's a full time crapologist.

Crapologist by Dawn_Gribble October 4, 2007

Crap from crayola 

Same as "shit from shinola", but a little softer sounding.

You don't know crap from crayola.

Crap from crayola by Sudonympho September 29, 2012

brown crayola

A sticky turd that can't be nipped off cleanly even by the strongest nipsy and every wipe leaves a thick brown stripe down the paper until the wiper gives up and resigns himself to a day of anal discomfort. See Golf Arse

Where's all the toilet paper gone, that was a new roll this morning?

Sorry pet, I've got the brown crayola

brown crayola by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

Crayola Cookie

A Crayola Cookie is the favourite choice of snack for Antivaxxer Common Law Severing Citizens who tries to close down vaccination centres with bogus legal paper work and crime number 6029679 for a case that is not being investigated by the Met Police & was confirmed case closed on 12/01/2022

I see you are an AntiVaxxer Common Law Sovereign Citizen, would you like a Crayola Cookie to got with your meal?

Crayola Cookie by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022

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A crayon

I'm coloring with a ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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Crayolas

Anything that's excessively cray.

Were you at the after party on Friday? That shit was crayolas.

Crayolas by itsjustinternet January 29, 2012