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Crawly Bum Lick

Person One: I really like your dress, brings out your eyes!
Person Two: Ahh thanks!!!
Person Three: * mutters* What a crawly bum lick!!!
Crawly Bum Lick by Jeff2009 June 25, 2009

crawly boys 

Jimmy: Damn bobby you got crawly boys all over your room !
Bobby: Yeah i know i haven't cleaned up in ages.
crawly boys by Dumrem November 24, 2017

crawly fingers 

The action of holding one's hands up and erratically flicking or wiggling all of their fingers about at a very fast pace. Used to display excitement or fear.
Examples of situations in which a person would employ crawly fingers:

Good - "I'm not going to fucking die!"

Bad - "I'm going to fucking die!"
crawly fingers by PocketAssReturn September 1, 2005

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers 

Patton from Sander Sides refers to the spiders on the curtains in Virgil's room as 'creepy crawly death dealers.'
Person A: Look at those curtains!
Person B: They're covered in creepy crawly death dealers!

ANGRY CRAWLY 

While feverishly masturbating you loose your internet connenction and are forced to crawl around on the floor looking for any kind of material to help you finish the "job"
my power went out and i had to do an angry crawly lastnight and all i found where family photo albums
ANGRY CRAWLY by crusher26 March 14, 2010

creepy crawly crabs package

Genitals that are overrun with pubic lice.
Horny Guy: "Dude, I bet you $20 I can fuck that girl by tomorrow"
Horny Guy's Friend: "I hear she comes with the creepy crawly crabs package, you sure you wanna tap that?"
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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