crasp

not being able to grasp the crap someone is talking
"i am havimg trouble crasping what you are saying about him"
by ushray October 10, 2008
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Crasp

There's no such man as Crasp
by bobisnotarealman April 01, 2019
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Crasp

When one is on the cusp of needing a crap.

aka "Touching cloth"
Sorry Love, must dash to the loo, I'm on the crasp of something terrible....
by ChrisHod June 02, 2016
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Crasps

by Helpful Men May 04, 2009
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