someone who is intoxicated and
running into random objects that are clearly avoidable.
someone who is cosistnetly
tripping or bumping into
everything in there path.
Bro 1: How did I get these bruises on my face? Was I in a Fight?
Bro 2: No, you were being a
crash dummy last
night.
Bro 1: What did I run into?
Bro 2: Everything. Your a
crash dummy.