Lives in the trees. Comes down to make
plays and deliver big, violent hits that
have left many children in wheelchairs.
Problem is he's a linebackerβ¦and this is
a baseball field. What's the resolution?
Son: hey dad can we take batting
practice down at Carty Field?
Father: Do you like being able to walk?
The Carty Field Linebacker would eat
you alive.
The crafty chad is attempting to put your penis into a girls arse hole repeatedly after she has warned you she doesn't want anal. The male will attempt this many times over untill the girl is enraged and will no longer engage with him in sexual conduct. In doing this you also cock block your friend who also trying to get laid for the first time with the girls friend.