crapsplash

The splash of water that you get on your ass after taking an oversized dump.

Jeez I just got crapsplashed all over my left bum cheek!

by Nazlucas April 22, 2006

craplash

When a crap drops into toilet water and the splash is great enough to wet the ass.

I squeezed out this massive turd and the craplash was like a tsunami.

by bruce st.asiuk November 26, 2005

crapsplatter

The nasty residue left on the underside of the toilet seat after an extremely forceful and/or large bowel movement.

I shouldn't have eaten that burrito yesterday. I left a nasty crapsplatter.

by Grue December 14, 2003

craplashes

A crappy set of eyelashes. On guys, really short stubby ones that poke you if you get too close.

He had some serious craplashes, and while we were making out they poked my eye.

by Miho3 May 18, 2005

Crappleshat

A general word to describe the undescribable, ie, there is no existing word that describes it.

"that soup is crappleshat"

by user2345236476 October 1, 2009

Cracksplash

When a man ejaculates his semen on his partner's asscrack instead of in the anus.

She wouldn't agree to letting me make an anal creampie, but she said I could cracksplash her then smear it around with my cock.

by Undersexeddude March 13, 2011

crabslasher

someone that prefers to mac on older already been used and abused women.

Alex left with Joe's mom again, he's such a crabslasher

by tmacdapolevaulta/radiodisplay September 27, 2004