noun: an ass pirate; a gay; someone on crack; a crackwhore; a jayrod; a term used to taunt or annoy, "cracksplack!" verb: fucking in the ass (non gender specific)
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.