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Guys - when you're fucking a girl, pull out, cum in your hand, shake it in your hand and slap her in the face. (like your playing craps in vegas)

Chicks - you're blowin a guy, act like you swallow, spit in your hand, shake it up and slap the guy in the face.

Dude, i was in vegas this weekend and totally craps slapped a $80 hooker.

Omg kelly, i found out that my boyfriend was with a hooker in vegas last weekend so i thought "what a perfect time for a craps slap"

craps slap by texace13 July 6, 2010

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Bohemian Crap-Slap

The act of shitting into your own hand while having sex from behind and slapping it onto your partner's ass.

Friend #1: How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
Friend #2: Have you ever tried the Bohemian Crap-Slap? It's the shit.

Bohemian Crap-Slap by Shleeee January 1, 2019

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crap-slap

When you inadvertently walk into a lingering fart or when someone intentionally leaves a fart cloud for you to walk in to, you've experienced a crap-slap.

Jesus that stinks...thats the worst crap-slap I've ever smelled!

That old man crap slapped the whole room!

crap-slap by Jess Tuchscherer December 11, 2007

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crap slap

when a person shits in their hand, and slaps another individual across the face

Hey dude, did you see Janey today?
-Yeah, she got crap slapped. ewww
-Yeah poop all up on her face!

crap slap by Conglomo Cikiriyte January 23, 2004

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crap slap

The act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.

Billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked crap slap to Tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.

crap slap by Da Definer November 7, 2006

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The Crap-Slap

Taking a dump in a laytex glove and smacking someone with it. Simple as that....

Sam: hey what are you doing?
Jordan: *SLAP*
Sam: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!
Jordan: You just got The Crap-Slap!!!

The Crap-Slap by therumpler October 21, 2010

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Crap Slap

When you barg in to the bathroom when someone is taking a shit, and slap their bare ass and thighs until they are red. All the victim can do is scream like a girl, because no one wants to fight when they are naked and shits dangling between their legs.

Ow! My ass still stings from when my brother Crap Slapped me. Next time I shit, I'll lock the door

Crap Slap by Palamander December 14, 2010

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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