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slapcrap 

the act of grabbing a large piece of shit wrapping it in a paper towel and slapping your friend across the face while they are passed out.
Mike: Shhhhhhhh Joes passed out

Joe: ZzZzZz....

Mike: SLAPCRAP! WACK RIGHT IN JOES FACE!


slapcrap by Bigdaddyhambone April 18, 2009
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snapcrapping 

Verb. The act of snapchatting while pooping
Dude, no one wants to see you on the toilet. Stop snapcrapping
snapcrapping by ParadiseSold October 18, 2013
A selfie that you send to your friends via Snapchat while you are sitting on the toilet pooping.
"Mike sent me a SnapCrap from his office this morning, he looked pretty hungover."
SnapCrap by snapcrapper March 23, 2016
The action of snapchatting some one while on the toilet; sending someone a picture of you shit
Person 1 "You dude why where you snapcraping me last night"
Person 2 "I just wanted you to see the size of my deuce"
Snapcrap by user1665 April 10, 2015

Slap-Crap 

Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.
After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.
Slap-Crap by Kikkoman123 April 7, 2011
all the horrible face filters on snapchat
stop it with all the snapcrap
snapcrap by aonerockz July 7, 2016

snapcrapper 

A person who snapchats literally the most boring ass things ever
Person 1: Yo, did you get the snapchat from Lucas

Person 2: Yeah man it was the boringness thing ever

Person 1: Yeah man he's a snapcrapper
snapcrapper by BruhLegit February 1, 2017
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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