slapcrap

the act of grabbing a large piece of shit wrapping it in a paper towel and slapping your friend across the face while they are passed out.

Mike: Shhhhhhhh Joes passed out

Joe: ZzZzZz....

Mike: SLAPCRAP! WACK RIGHT IN JOES FACE!

by Bigdaddyhambone April 18, 2009

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snapcrapping

Verb. The act of snapchatting while pooping

Dude, no one wants to see you on the toilet. Stop snapcrapping

by ParadiseSold October 18, 2013

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SnapCrap

A selfie that you send to your friends via Snapchat while you are sitting on the toilet pooping.

"Mike sent me a SnapCrap from his office this morning, he looked pretty hungover."

by snapcrapper March 23, 2016

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Snapcrap

The action of snapchatting some one while on the toilet; sending someone a picture of you shit

Person 1 "You dude why where you snapcraping me last night"
Person 2 "I just wanted you to see the size of my deuce"

by user1665 April 10, 2015

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Masturbating until you fall into a deep sleep while you are blowing vast amount of feces on the toilet. The ultimate enlightenment that actually will make your life come to an end. The Slap-Crap is similar to the "slap-nap" but about twenty times better.

After Josh's girlfriend couldn't make Josh ejaculate he decided to take a slap-crap, Josh's girlfriend found him the next morning and was accused of murder.

by Kikkoman123 April 7, 2011

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