crappissin 

Like crap, but a little more fun to say.

"Oh crappissin, I forgot my ny homework!"

crappissin by adog317 April 1, 2009

waz crappinin' 

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

waz crappinin' by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

Crapfishing 

Deliberately posting inaccurate information online for the purpose of humour, with the aim of getting lots of comments and reactions from people who a) don't get the joke, or b)do get the joke but feel compelled to comment in a way that lets other people who got the joke know that they too got the joke and are thus smart, funny, sexy, handsome etc...

Oh look, Dave's just posted how Darth Vader is his favourite Star Trek Character because he's such a positive role model for disabled people. Looks like he's Crapfishing again.

Crapfishing by Crab with a Choc Ice June 19, 2020

Cappissist

When a person lies about simple shit

Man carti lied about dropping, he a cappissist Fr

Cappissist by Carti lies September 19, 2021

crapassination 

crapping your ass inside out and spilling your bodily fluids from your bum

When you crap your ass inside out

crapassination by jordan November 17, 2003

carspissing

A stupid tiktoker, and also a weirdo.

Oh you like carspissing on tiktok? weirdo!

carspissing by Yesyed February 27, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020