Cappissist
Cappissist by Carti lies September 19, 2021
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(n.)
A person who values the appearance and maintenance of their vehicle over any passengers they may have.
A person who values the appearance and maintenance of their vehicle over any passengers they may have.
"Mark, ever the carcissist, wouldn't let anyone in his BMW unless they left their shoes in the trunk, even when it would snow."
carcissist by 12wordfield21 February 21, 2013
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Carcissist
"I want to take Mandy to the dance, but she said I don't have any wheels. She is such a carcissist."
"My boyfriend, Trashboat, almost broke up with me. He said I have no distinguishing car features. When I explained about my exhaust pipe, he realized what a fool he had been. I love the carcissist."
"My boyfriend, Trashboat, almost broke up with me. He said I have no distinguishing car features. When I explained about my exhaust pipe, he realized what a fool he had been. I love the carcissist."
Carcissist by John car truck July 14, 2021
Carcissist
A person who thinks they own the road and constantly dash in and out of lanes to get in front of everybody. Or they tailgate and ass-lick the car in-front with their lights flashing to get the car before them to change lanes.
"I;m going 10 miles over the limit and passing all the cars in the next lane, but this ass-licking carcissist is riding my bumper
Carcissist by everybub May 26, 2025
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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