"I want to take Mandy to the dance, but she said I don't have any wheels. She is such a carcissist."
"My boyfriend, Trashboat, almost broke up with me. He said I have no distinguishing car features. When I explained about my exhaust pipe, he realized what a fool he had been. I love the carcissist."
A person who thinks they own the road and constantly dash in and out of lanes to get in front of everybody. Or they tailgate and ass-lick the car in-front with their lights flashing to get the car before them to change lanes.
"I;m going 10 miles over the limit and passing all the cars in the nextlane, but this ass-licking carcissist is riding my bumper
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'