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for whom this may concern, you are all retarded french horse lickers.
a huhuhu i am a dirty smug french man who is a crapnid.
crapnid by ? May 24, 2003
A shitstorm, only taller, faster, more deadly, and possibly involving cows or cow dung.
One more assignment for this week and we'll have a serious crapnado on our hands.
crapnado by Bantha too February 4, 2014
An affectionate term for Cedar Rapids, Iowa
I live in Crapids home of Quaker Oats
crapids by rose of tralee February 16, 2010
A very fast shit
His shit was so fast it was crapid.
Crapid by vatechtpain2 August 16, 2009

crapcident 

When you are out somewhere and you have to take a crap really bad but you think you can make it home. While driving home you hit a bump and explode in your pants. This is a crapcident.
I was rushing to the toilet but did not make it and had a crapcident in my shorts.
A fidiot who plays noise hundreds of times louder than necessary from their vehicle or radio in a department store. Taken from (c)rap+idiot.

Without the noise, can sometimes identified as a fugly male aged 18 or more wearing a hearing aid.

OFTEN-rapidiot as rap (shithop) is derived from crap.
(1) What's that freaking noise?

It's some fugly crapidiot on the other side of town playin with his woofers.

(2) Sorry I didn't get your disks, some crapidiots were making a lot of noise and I left.
crapidiot by CharlieBe May 1, 2009
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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