Crapid
A very fast shit
Crapid by vatechtpain2 August 16, 2009
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Crapid Response
When you are the rapid response nurse for the shift and you get called to an emergency while on the John.
Nurse Brando: “they called a crapid response when I was in the middle making a deposit in the porcelain bank of my favorite bathroom!”
Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”
Nurse Zack: “that sucks dude, you’ve got to stop taking the rapid response pager to the porcelain throne”
Crapid Response by Beef Tschirky January 10, 2019
crapier
/crap-pee-AY/
An upper-class term for "crapper", or bathroom. Supposedly French in origin, but most likely made up in order to sound sophisticated.
An upper-class term for "crapper", or bathroom. Supposedly French in origin, but most likely made up in order to sound sophisticated.
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crapids by rose of tralee February 16, 2010
Crapisode
An autism related event involving a child, poop, and typically the walls, carpeting and often the child him/herself. First used in this context by a mom of three kids with autism who also happens to write.
From a Huffington Post Piece: "What is a crapisode? (This is where you might want to stop eating and put down your beverage.) My 10 year old (#2, appropriately for the purposes of this entry) pooped in the toilet. That is reason to cheer, believe me. Toilet training is a major issue in my section of the autism community. Our kids can wear diapers into their teens and beyond. So #2 pooped. Hooray! But #2 forgets to flush. And she rarely closes the lid. Not hooray.
Miss Peanut, my 6 year old, seems to believe that being a Virgo means she simply MUST swim in any puddle larger than spit. The toilet is like an Olympic sized pool to her. So Peanut goes into the toilet after #2 has had her, ah, success. Peanut flings kaka everywhere and gets it all over herself, the floor, the walls, the tub, the baseboards and the window. Wes Craven could not film anything scarier than what I saw that school morning, 35 minutes before the bus was due to arrive. That’s a "crapisode." It happens in the blink of an eye while I’m washing dishes or doing laundry. I’m alerted by a splashing sound that drops a brick into my stomach. #2 doesn't understand to flush and close the lid. Miss Peanut doesn't realize that a face full of feces is rarely considered a way to amuse oneself outside of the fetish community."
Miss Peanut, my 6 year old, seems to believe that being a Virgo means she simply MUST swim in any puddle larger than spit. The toilet is like an Olympic sized pool to her. So Peanut goes into the toilet after #2 has had her, ah, success. Peanut flings kaka everywhere and gets it all over herself, the floor, the walls, the tub, the baseboards and the window. Wes Craven could not film anything scarier than what I saw that school morning, 35 minutes before the bus was due to arrive. That’s a "crapisode." It happens in the blink of an eye while I’m washing dishes or doing laundry. I’m alerted by a splashing sound that drops a brick into my stomach. #2 doesn't understand to flush and close the lid. Miss Peanut doesn't realize that a face full of feces is rarely considered a way to amuse oneself outside of the fetish community."
Crapisode by Kim Stagliano January 2, 2009
crapitude
n. A fusion of "crap," (Eng.: feces) and "amplitude" (Eng.: ); a conceptual expression of a general amount or degree of low quality (e.g., in an item, activity or experience); awfulness, miserableness, dullness or inferiority. Usually ironical.
When the furry chick asked me to name my favorite Billy Joel record, I knew that this party was going to max out my tolerance for crapitude.
crapitude by Amos the Puppyfucker July 10, 2010