crapdouche

Someone who acts like a douchebag, and smells like crap. Also someone who acts immature or makes a bad decision.

Max was a crapdouche when he went out again with his ex girlfriend, J.

by Sexy Ecksy May 31, 2007

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#coopdouche

Leaving the end of a playoff football game with 7 minutes left when the outcome is in doubt.

Man that guy was a real #coopdouche when he left the game before it was over.

by Bearjew2000 January 7, 2019

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1. A douche from the state of California, (where douche-bags likely originated).

2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!

3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.

What a cadouche!

by cakepan March 27, 2010

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capouche

v. To capouche

n. capouche; fancy hat worn to a Capouche

"The line was so long so I turned to my friend and was like...capouche?"

"I told my mom that me and my buddy Capouche went to the movies."

by kapoosh October 31, 2011

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Cadouche

A non-athlete member of the South Carolina Corps of Cadets. A member of the corps that acts hard and militiristic, however never actually serves in the military.

I was trying to go to football practice when I was stopped by a cadouche for not having a short enough haricut.

by JHAAPY SLAPPY November 6, 2009

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cadouche

A reference from one US Navy corpsman to another who hates his current job, or is just a complete asshole. Term derives from combining the words corpsman and douche. Also applies to those who have never been deployed but still act like they're God's gift to medicine.

Corpsman Joe Navy: Dammit, I hate dealing with whiny dependants all day.

Corpsman #2: What a cadouche!

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Corpsman Joe Navy: Oh yeah? Well I can do needle decompression and cricothyrotomies and intraosseous needles and (blah blah blah)

Corpsman #2: This asshole's never done any of that. What a cadouche.

by emt0199419 May 21, 2010

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