crapdouche 

Someone who acts like a douchebag, and smells like crap. Also someone who acts immature or makes a bad decision.

Max was a crapdouche when he went out again with his ex girlfriend, J.

crapdouche by Sexy Ecksy May 31, 2007

Cadouche 

1. A douche from the state of California, (where douche-bags likely originated).

2. An explosion of doucheness, as in CA-DOUCHE!

3. The sound a genie makes after a woman finishes describing her perfect man.

What a cadouche!

Cadouche by cakepan March 27, 2010

capouche 

v. To capouche

n. capouche; fancy hat worn to a Capouche

"The line was so long so I turned to my friend and was like...capouche?"

"I told my mom that me and my buddy Capouche went to the movies."

capouche by kapoosh October 31, 2011

Cadouche 

A non-athlete member of the South Carolina Corps of Cadets. A member of the corps that acts hard and militiristic, however never actually serves in the military.

I was trying to go to football practice when I was stopped by a cadouche for not having a short enough haricut.

Cadouche by JHAAPY SLAPPY November 6, 2009

cadouche 

A reference from one US Navy corpsman to another who hates his current job, or is just a complete asshole. Term derives from combining the words corpsman and douche. Also applies to those who have never been deployed but still act like they're God's gift to medicine.

Corpsman Joe Navy: Dammit, I hate dealing with whiny dependants all day.

Corpsman #2: What a cadouche!

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Corpsman Joe Navy: Oh yeah? Well I can do needle decompression and cricothyrotomies and intraosseous needles and (blah blah blah)

Corpsman #2: This asshole's never done any of that. What a cadouche.

cadouche by emt0199419 May 21, 2010

Crapalouche

An adjective used to define something as shitty, cheep, stupid, useless, etc

-this storige unit is full of crapalouche
-this is a crapalouche house
-French teacher a.k.a crapalouche teacher

Crapalouche by inventor of crapalouche September 21, 2014