crapapult 

Large catapult made for a single purpose... flinging crap at stupid people,

john:holly crap that guy was stupid

mark:time to whip out the ol' crapapult

*flings crap at stupid person*

crapapult by yesez October 30, 2007

Catapult Turtle

The most convenient monster in the history of Duel Monsters.

With my Catapult Turtle I can launch my Dragon Champion toward your castle thereby shattering its floatation ring and causing it to collapse on top of your monsters.

Catapult Turtle by Koeji and Friends March 15, 2009

Catapult Over the Fence 

sliding back down his chest to align for exciting missionary position but missing

she Catapult Over the Fence and I jizzed on her chest

Catapult Over the Fence by kmfrayed April 16, 2012

The Raspberry Catapult

The act of violently lobbing a used tampon.

Oi, Sandra that ninny tooting cock smuggler gone done assumed my gender, give him The Raspberry Catapult.

The Raspberry Catapult by AGüdNütt October 1, 2016

catapult

Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)

It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.

catapult by yorrick hunt January 23, 2008

Catapult Soul 

That long novel that gives props to hip-hop.

Catapult Soul flow: "The lion’s share of Hip-Hop’s life has been contaminated with misconceptions; namely, that its essence is misogynistic, homophobic, unintelligent, derivative, and a catalyst for drugs, violence, and crimes that support the Machiavellian cause. But perhaps before one speaks on it, one must first overstand big puns and da LA soul, da NY soul, and every soul of mischief, living legend, and public enemy that tries to come in between the two. And perhaps one shouldn’t assume that what’s promoted through the Industry is reflective of what’s found in the Underground, where, in the roots, music originates, establishes its cause, and stays true to it, as long as it doesn’t come up to touch the grass. Ya digg?"

Catapult Soul by Hip-Hop I Don't Stop May 14, 2009

CRAPapulting 

The art of throwing or hurling a projectile piece of feces (crap) either humor or animal a great distance without the aid of explosive devices. CRAPapulting is best executed durring the winter months when the feces (crap) is able to harden, thus allowing you to execute the proper distance that you are capable of throwing. CRAPapulting is also best executed when using some sort of shovel or your hand (hopefully covered) to Crapapult the feces (crap).

Hey, look at those guys running on the bicycle path, get some turds ready, it's CRAPapulting time!

CRAPapulting by Brocklanderz5 March 19, 2011