Crapbelly

When your stomach region gains a noticeable amount of weight after a substantial meal, which is then followed by taking a massive crap.

guy 1: dude, you see that girl over there?
guy 2: yeah.
guy 1: why is her stomach so big but not the rest of her body?
guy 2: Looks like she has a typical case of crapbelly.

by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 8, 2015

a crapella

Singing out loud while listening to music with your headphones on. Whereas the singer gets the benefit of the music, those unfortunate to be standing nearby are subjected to an unaccompanied (and invariably crappy) rendition of the song.

"I wish that guy would turn his iPod off - his a crapella version of Bohemian Rhapsody is killing me"

by Harvey W August 4, 2007

Chavbelly

The occurance when an overweight person, generally a female chav by nature, wears a small and revealing top or jacket, exposing their large belly to others.

This chavbelly phononemon is seen as an offense in many places across the UK, particularly the Yardley area of Birmingham, where it occurs most.

by grinchpeep August 28, 2007

crapberry bog

The devil incarnate you leave in the toilet after producing semi-liquid diarrhea. The myriad of large balls of solid fecal matter take the form of a brown cranberry bog.

I put enough tabasco sauce on my quesadilla at lunchtime to create a crapberry bog in the toilet before I left work.

by ToiletBandit December 9, 2007

a crapella

1. (n) a painful or otherwise uncomfortable bowel movement resulting in audible vocalization of lament or relief. 2. (v) to audibly vocalize lament or relief while performing a bowel movement.

"Wow bro, feel better? That was impressive but you got no shot at 'The Voice' with that a crapella solo..."

by cyclopath July 28, 2015

crapberrying

Using your blackberry from the shitter, the can, the john.

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Man, I almost flushed my Blackberry this morning while I was dominating a poop - a near crapberrying disaster!

by Mystery White Boy January 30, 2007

crapball

A stubborn person who does not want to do anything, or participate in any activities.
Unmoving towards helping others out.

She is being such a crapball, she didn't want to go bowling with us.

by Hasheem Halim April 3, 2008