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crapberry bog
The devil incarnate you leave in the toilet after producing semi-liquid diarrhea. The myriad of large balls of solid fecal matter take the form of a brown cranberry bog.
I put enough tabasco sauce on my quesadilla at lunchtime to create a crapberry bog in the toilet before I left work.
crapberry bog by ToiletBandit December 9, 2007
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cranberry mist
I went down on my girlfriend and didn't know she starting ragging until she queefed and I caught a cranberry mist in the face.
cranberry mist by cookiesandtits April 24, 2014
Cranberry Fucknut
Cranberry Fucknut by HoodyDoodyCominInForTheBooty January 20, 2016
Sprite Cranberry
A seasonal variation of Sprite that is truly the nectar of the gods. Most commonly drunk in thirstier times of the year. Popularized by artist DRAM and LeBron James.
Sprite Cranberry by Spaghetti-Os November 22, 2018
Sprite Cranberry
A very rare and limited beverage. It tastes like the nectar of the gods, and those who taste it have big pp
Sprite Cranberry by Skoogled December 6, 2018
Cranberry Flem
Exactly what it sounds like. The red-purple sputum that is a mixture of cranberry pulp and the excess mucus caused by irritation from drinking the acidic juice. Similar substances can come out of drinking lemon or grapefruit juice, but those tend to be a less alarming and therefore noteworthy color.
"Holy shit, did you just cough up blood?!"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"
"No, that's just cranberry flem; I drank some cranberry juice earlier"
"Oh... Gross"
Cranberry Flem by depressedannie September 9, 2016
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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