CrapAttack  

a storm of stress or unwanted external forces into one's life similar to shit storm.

Hey bro, I just got a whole heap of assignments.. CrapAttack needs to be done by next week!

CrapAttack by TheDaftOne March 24, 2009

Crap attack 

When someone is overreacting to a really minor problem. Or what you say when someone is being a total boob punch.

Mom: Where the hell were you?!
Me: I got detention.
Mom: DETENTION???!?!?
Me: It's no big deal Mom, don't have a crap attack.

Crap attack by It'sGonnaBeLitten May 16, 2016

craptackular 

Something that is so incredily crappy that you marvel at how something could ever be that spectacularly crappy, hence craptackular.

This foriegn exchange I am on is so craptacklar that I actually was had nothing better to do then write a deffinition for craptackular.

craptackular by Hilbo_the_Clown March 21, 2004

crap attack 

noun. An acute condition where a sudden urge to shit abruptly afflicts the patient, compelling him or her to make an undignified scramble to the nearest bathroom.

I had a crap attack and all the stalls were occupied so I ended up shitting in the stall without the door on it.

crap attack by Paul Rael November 6, 2011

Crapstack Nessie 

The art of having such an enormous bowel movement that when you stand up and examine it before you flush....the poop is sticking up out of the water.

Dude, I ate at White Castle last night and this morning I pulled off a Crapstack Nessie!!

Crapstack Nessie by SuperDoops October 25, 2010

Holy Crapstackles 

It’s an ejaculation, interjection, short utterance used to describe surprise and excitement.

Holy crapstackles! That is the finest provolone I have tasted in years!

Holy Crapstackles by Sienna D. Sazam May 23, 2005

Crapstacker 

A person who accumulates large amounts of unnecessary things and keeps them around their house, often in stacks. It is not uncommon for stacks to reach several feet in height.

When I saw the piles of newspapers in the corners and on the tables in the rooms, I realized that she was a crapstacker.

Crapstacker by ThragP April 8, 2009