"I must ask you to
eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian
monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.
Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...
Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to
eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian
monkey molester!
Edbogard: I...
*thud*