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Crap Trapped 

Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.
(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."
Crap Trapped by Duece79 September 2, 2016

Crap Trap 

A toilet without toilet paper. A terrible situation to be in and a hilarious prank to play.
"Don't use that toilet, it's a crap trap."
Crap Trap by Collin Locke September 8, 2009

Crap Trap 

An extremely hairy ass, that collects traces of poo throughout the day.
1. I really need to trim my ass crack tonight...I have got a serious first class crap trap.
Crap Trap by Cadillac Man August 12, 2009

Crap Trap 

Definition for shitty 2010s trap music. You know all that garbage electronic music that all sounds the same which usually has that annoying, repetitive buildup in the the middle
Nikki Minaj is a good example of crap trap
Crap Trap by SpaghettiFingers November 7, 2015

crap-trap 

The point at which your sphincter tightens and prevents defecation. Slang: the closure point of your bum-hole.
I'll be there in a couple minutes. A quick release of the crap-trap and I'll be done.
crap-trap by bigbadscot January 3, 2017

trap and crap 

Luring someone under false pretenses of urinating into the bathroom and making them entertain you while you take a dump.
Becky didn't want to be alone with her constipation so she pulled a trap and crap on Art.
trap and crap by Lori D March 6, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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