crap-trap

The point at which your sphincter tightens and prevents defecation. Slang: the closure point of your bum-hole.

I'll be there in a couple minutes. A quick release of the crap-trap and I'll be done.

by bigbadscot January 3, 2017

timmy try hard

A person who tries too hard. Overly keen or desperate to ingratiate themselves with another person, impress the boss or working too hard to make friends.

"Look at John kissing ass. He's such a timmy try hard."

by bigbadscot October 3, 2016

quim swim

The act of going down on a female who is known to get particularly wet when being orally stimulated.

i'm shagging Wendy tonight. She's a squirter! Bit of a quim swim before I fuck her.

by bigbadscot November 28, 2016

Askillity

A confluence of heightened skills and natural ability.

Dude! He’s the best curler of all time. No one has his askillity.

by bigbadscot July 16, 2023

Magnet

Magnet - A person who is attractive from the back but repulsive from the front, just like a magnet.

"I followed this girl in the mall yesterday 'cos she had a great ass. But then I saw her face and she looked like a moose. What a fuckin' magnet."

by bigbadscot May 21, 2016

Brexhausted

To be made fatigued by the subject of Brexit. To suffer ‘brexhaustion.’ Particular affliction in the UK, circa 2016 - 2019.

“All Toby wanted to talk about was politics, but I told him I was simply too brexhausted and would rather discuss our favorite tv shows.”

by bigbadscot April 1, 2019

season the beef

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.

"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."

by bigbadscot December 25, 2016