Definitions by bigbadscot

Askillity 

A confluence of heightened skills and natural ability.

Dude! He’s the best curler of all time. No one has his askillity.

Askillity by bigbadscot July 16, 2023

Brexhausted 

To be made fatigued by the subject of Brexit. To suffer ‘brexhaustion.’ Particular affliction in the UK, circa 2016 - 2019.

“All Toby wanted to talk about was politics, but I told him I was simply too brexhausted and would rather discuss our favorite tv shows.”

Brexhausted by bigbadscot April 1, 2019

crap-trap 

The point at which your sphincter tightens and prevents defecation. Slang: the closure point of your bum-hole.

I'll be there in a couple minutes. A quick release of the crap-trap and I'll be done.

crap-trap by bigbadscot January 3, 2017

season the beef 

Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.

"Fuck me, baby!"

"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."

season the beef by bigbadscot December 25, 2016

bot-slot 

The crack of you bottom, where the buttocks meet.

I happen to be gay and I love it in the bot-slot.

bot-slot by bigbadscot November 28, 2016

quim swim 

The act of going down on a female who is known to get particularly wet when being orally stimulated.

i'm shagging Wendy tonight. She's a squirter! Bit of a quim swim before I fuck her.

quim swim by bigbadscot November 28, 2016

timmy try hard 

A person who tries too hard. Overly keen or desperate to ingratiate themselves with another person, impress the boss or working too hard to make friends.

"Look at John kissing ass. He's such a timmy try hard."

timmy try hard by bigbadscot October 3, 2016