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A toilet without toilet paper. A terrible situation to be in and a hilarious prank to play.
"Don't use that toilet, it's a crap trap."
by Collin Locke September 08, 2009
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
by JRBIV December 11, 2019
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An extremely hairy ass, that collects traces of poo throughout the day.
1. I really need to trim my ass crack tonight...I have got a serious first class crap trap.
by Cadillac Man August 12, 2009
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1. Purposely stinking up the toilet before your roommate or significant other needs to use the bathroom.
2. Walking into the bathroom after forgetting you took a stinky dump just minutes earlier.
I was running late when rushed back into the bathroom to brush my teeth. I quickly realized my horrible mistake. I walked in on my own smelly craptrap.
by Cfire November 15, 2015
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the moist hole between the legs, or anus, that "traps" feces, or "crap"
The potential energy generated by the craptrap turns kinetic when ass meets toilet.
by charlie gone bad October 06, 2008
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The most important fitting in what used to be known as the "smallest room in the house".
"Is Fred there?"
"No, he's been on the craptrap for the last couple of hours".
by Egotrippa September 15, 2005
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Definition for shitty 2010s trap music. You know all that garbage electronic music that all sounds the same which usually has that annoying, repetitive buildup in the the middle
by SpaghettiFingers September 23, 2015
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