Definitions by bksizzle

crunkchile' 

A child whose parents were drunk and/or high at the time the child was conceived.

Jack's parents snorted cocaine a few hours before they banged...so he is a crunkchile'.

crunkchile' by bksizzle January 31, 2005

crunkjob

When a guy cums in someone's belly button and then licks it out and swallows it.

Fa gave that fat chick a crunkjob, and had to get his stomach pumped.

crunkjob by bksizzle January 28, 2005

wheaton bible-ed 

When religious church noobs recruit you to go to their church... particularly in wheaton.

Shit son, jewy got wheaton bibled so hard that he is now a member of their church.

wheaton bible-ed by bksizzle January 22, 2005