Urban Dictionary: Definitions by bksizzle

crunkchile'

A child whose parents were drunk and/or high at the time the child was conceived.

Jack's parents snorted cocaine a few hours before they banged...so he is a crunkchile'.

crunkchile' by bksizzle January 31, 2005

When a guy cums in someone's belly button and then licks it out and swallows it.

Fa gave that fat chick a crunkjob, and had to get his stomach pumped.

crunkjob by bksizzle January 28, 2005

When religious church noobs recruit you to go to their church... particularly in wheaton.

Shit son, jewy got wheaton bibled so hard that he is now a member of their church.