crapinator

some who craps the hell out of others

oh you big moron how can you crap so much in a minute! you bloody crapinator!

by solarius March 30, 2005

professional crastinator

One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.

"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."

by Burtrum May 13, 2008

Crappatorium

New slightly posher name for public toilets.

Just popping to the crappatorium for a quick crap.

by Triple J May 4, 2005

caminator

1. A pretty girl that thinks machines are better than people. As a result she spends her weekends online.

2. A girl that doesn't date, is a virgin, but loves gadgets and electronics. She judges her worth by her online character's level and high scores on video games.

That caminator is online again and she thinks that real life gets in the way of her online life.

All caminators have terminated human relationships and real life interactions: Press one to continue in English press nine to terminate.

by TiedupnFuKt October 19, 2011

crapatory

Portable Toilet. The kind of toilets that you see in the festivals and in the construction sites. Originally concieved by translating from the hebrew "Mahrea"

Pavel: Hey dude, where are you going?
Gabriel: The pizza killed me, i'm heading to the crapatory to download the waste.

by Pavel Z April 21, 2006

crudinator

A stupid person, an individual who lacks intelligence. A retard. A person who beats you in a video game.

That guy is such a crudinator.
That crudinator is using 1337 h4x!!!

by Bob Bobinton May 11, 2008

crapintosh

Slang for Macintosh. Used to convey dissatisfaction with Apple computers.

That crapintosh could only be worse if it was running crappleworks.

by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003