crapinator
crapinator by solarius March 30, 2005
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professional crastinator
One who waits until the very last second to do anything, but still gets it done. One who will do anything and everything he/she can to put off work, including writing definitions into the Urban Dictionary. One who procrastinates in every aspect in his or her life.
"What do you do for a living?"
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
"Well, I'm a Professional Crastinator"
"What's that?"
"Hold on, I'll tell you in a minute."
professional crastinator by Burtrum May 13, 2008
Related Words
crapinator • Chapinator • Crapigator • Cap-inator • Crap in a Corner • crapintosh • Cadinator • caminator • campinator • Carbinator
Crappatorium
Crappatorium by Triple J May 4, 2005
caminator
1. A pretty girl that thinks machines are better than people. As a result she spends her weekends online.
2. A girl that doesn't date, is a virgin, but loves gadgets and electronics. She judges her worth by her online character's level and high scores on video games.
2. A girl that doesn't date, is a virgin, but loves gadgets and electronics. She judges her worth by her online character's level and high scores on video games.
That caminator is online again and she thinks that real life gets in the way of her online life.
All caminators have terminated human relationships and real life interactions: Press one to continue in English press nine to terminate.
All caminators have terminated human relationships and real life interactions: Press one to continue in English press nine to terminate.
caminator by TiedupnFuKt October 19, 2011
crudinator
A stupid person, an individual who lacks intelligence. A retard. A person who beats you in a video game.
crudinator by Bob Bobinton May 11, 2008
crapintosh
crapintosh by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003
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