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cranky bait 

you keep on asking your buddy to go fishing? But hes always cranky always comes up excuses but why they can't go.
Hey cranky bait are you going fishing today?
cranky bait by Bry master June 15, 2023

crankbait 

When screwing a man/woman doggy-style, you fish hook her mouth to one side so that she must look at you, then, you nut in her eye.
Ohh, I just had to crankbait that bitch!
crankbait by krakahed May 3, 2009

Crankabitchapotamus 

It's the word used to describe someone so cranky and so bitchy that you drop your jaw in awe. Generally speaking, said person has the intelligence and/or appearance of a hippopotamus.
"Don't provoke me! The power was out, so I overslept, and couldn't straighten my hair, then I broke a nail! I'm such a crankabitchapotamus today!"

crankbait 

Extremely cool person who rules the office world.

Please see: farquad / noonie.
Hey crankbait, good job at the office today!
crankbait by Lisa February 28, 2005

Crankbaiting

The act of someone doing something that makes you want to masturbating
Gosh darnit Mrs Martin you're crankbaiting me

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026