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crank bait

1. The act or action of being annoying.

2. A word used to substitute a cuss word.

3. A name for someone who is bothering you in some way or another.
Stop being such a crank bait.

*hits knee on table* crank bait!

What a crank bait.
by Bobby Fletcher January 4, 2004
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cranky bait

you keep on asking your buddy to go fishing? But hes always cranky always comes up excuses but why they can't go.
Hey cranky bait are you going fishing today?
by Bry master June 15, 2023
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crankbait

When screwing a man/woman doggy-style, you fish hook her mouth to one side so that she must look at you, then, you nut in her eye.
Ohh, I just had to crankbait that bitch!
by krakahed May 3, 2009
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Crankabitchapotamus

It's the word used to describe someone so cranky and so bitchy that you drop your jaw in awe. Generally speaking, said person has the intelligence and/or appearance of a hippopotamus.
"Don't provoke me! The power was out, so I overslept, and couldn't straighten my hair, then I broke a nail! I'm such a crankabitchapotamus today!"
by Mother of crankapotamus April 6, 2010
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crankbait

Extremely cool person who rules the office world.

Please see: farquad / noonie.
Hey crankbait, good job at the office today!
by Lisa February 28, 2005
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Crankbaiting

The act of someone doing something that makes you want to masturbating
Gosh darnit Mrs Martin you're crankbaiting me
by Rodnwyhsuhejwkmwnej January 18, 2026
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