crampoes

an idiot

my friend is crampoes

by crampes February 11, 2022

t'as les cramptés

French meaningless slang question principally used to confuse the listener, obliging them to fall in the trap of telling « hein ? ».

Person 1 : T'as les cramptés ? (Do you have the cramptés ?)
Person 2 : Hein ? (Huh ?)
Person 1 : Apanyae ! (Apanyae !)

by Cirnye May 27, 2023

Crampos

Crampos are what you get when your grandparents give you way too many cookies. You begin to get this huge painful sensation on your belly and your chest. You start to get crampos after 10-20 cookies depending on how drunk you are. 10 if you are just fancy drunk, 20 if you are hallucinating drunk. If you are passed out you will never get the crampos. Crampos, though related to cramps, are a lot more painful. Grandmas and grandpas, you will never get crampos.

Jimmy: Mommy! Grandmas giving me too many cookies I'm gonna get de crampos!
Mom: Hear drink this gin.
Jimmy: (drinks and cries) Ahhhh! It's too yukky mommy!
Mom: GODAMNIT! (tears up) honey take your suicide pills.
Jimmy: (swallows and then falls) Oh mommy! It's so warm in hell.
Mom: I love you so much baby. DAMN YOU CRAMPOS!

by Wonderson April 12, 2007

Cramptés

In the same word group as "Quoicoubeh" and "Apagnan", a word that doesn't mean anything and that you use to confuse someone by making them say either "quoi" ("what" in french) or "hein" ("huh" in french), to which you answer by one of the two words mentionned before.
It is implied that the "cramptés" is something that you have. Some people theorise it is a disease, other people think it's some kind of shoes or clothing.

"You got the cramptés?
- Quoi?
- QUOICOUBEH!"

by UltraFicus August 24, 2023

crampies

a dope word that jenna says instead of "cramps"

"aw i have such bad crampies"

by JHoez February 20, 2009