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Came from the styles of the rap band, quoi
(noun)Means to be a pimp, like all four members of the group.
(adjective) to mimic a pimp or don juan
(noun) Did you really give three girls a dirty sanchez in one night, you Quoi.

(verb) I'm getting crunked up and rocking the party quoi style.
quoi by Jim January 4, 2005
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An amazing new upcoming rap group from Phoenix, Arizona. Made up of four krazy krackers with smooth rhymes.
Did you hear that new song Latino Luv by Quoi off their new album The Tribe
quoi by crunked up January 4, 2005
Don’t even Quoi.
Quoi by Set_God42 June 16, 2018
Sound or exclamation of confusion, originating from the French word meaning what.
-I saw Bert yesterday mowing his lawn...
- Quoi? What was he doing mowing his lawn in winter?
quoi? by Kaitland December 13, 2005

quoi de neuf ? 

Very usual french expression when you meet someone you haven't met for a long time. Literally, "quoi de neuf" means "what's new" but can be used as "what's up".
Mec 1 : Hé mec, ça fait un bail ! Quoi de neuf ?
Mec 2 : Bof, la routine, et toi ?

Dude 1: Hey dude, it's been a while! What's up?
Dude 2: Dunno, routine, and you?
quoi de neuf ? by OapTao October 18, 2014

quoi de neuf 

A Francophone phrase which is literally translated into English as "what's the nine?" but is supposed to mean "how are things?" or "what's up?" in French
"Salut Edouard, Quoi de neuf?" Hi Edward, what's up?
quoi de neuf by yoloseaweed February 15, 2014

Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais. 

Literally, it means "What? Oh.. the problem is, I don't speak English" in French. This is a diversionary tactic to avoid someone who is trying to talk to you.

Pronounced "Qwah? Ah... lay problemay ess jhu nay parle ahnglayz".

Remember to roll your "r"s.
Ugly girl at party: Hey there, cutie! What's your name?

You: Quoi? Ah... le probléme est je ne parle anglais.
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