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crampetan

The being seen only in the deepest darkest depths of potterne normally accompanied by gracjan gruszka and his father connor rawlinson
ashton: damn evan potterne really scares me at this time
evan: oh no its the crampetan with gracjan and connor
by bruce x john October 2, 2022
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crumpetsnatch

"Yeah, boi, bet your girl got a crumpetsnatch."
by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017
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crapetarian

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.
Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.
by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010
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El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit
After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.
by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009
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Pete Crampton

A man of intelligence, handsome, well hung, astute.
My new boyfriend is a propa' Pete Crampton.
by RevelBL February 4, 2010
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cramphetamine

Any variety of pharmaceutical of the phenethylamine class that is used to treat the symptoms of ADHD and pathological procrastination at exam time.
A recent poll shows that 'Adderall' is the most popular cramphetamine among New England university students
by Spurles November 8, 2013
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craptanic

a really long and shitty movie about a fat girl, a wimpy guy, a big boat and a bigger iceberg. thankfully, the iceberg goes 2-1 against the others.
my girlfriend dragged me to see craptanic and i didn't even get laid afterwards. time for her to go.
by hal_williamson January 18, 2004
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