crampetan 

The being seen only in the deepest darkest depths of potterne normally accompanied by gracjan gruszka and his father connor rawlinson

ashton: damn evan potterne really scares me at this time
evan: oh no its the crampetan with gracjan and connor

crampetan by bruce x john October 2, 2022

crumpetsnatch

A dry vagina.

"Yeah, boi, bet your girl got a crumpetsnatch."

crumpetsnatch by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017

crapetarian 

A person who lives on a diet of mostly junk food. Their diet includes ice cream, cookies, diet soft drinks, and candy bars; it excludes poultry, meat, and fish, but some crapetarians eat dairy {lactocrapetarians}, eggs {ovocrapetarians} or both {ovolactocrapetarians}. Motivations include, but are not limited to ethics, parental defiance, garbology and health.

Hope tried to convert me into a vegetarian but she is really a crapetarian. We had pizza, ice cream, chips and soda for lunch.

crapetarian by Hoover Kidd June 25, 2010

El Crapitán 

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit

After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.

El Crapitán by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009

Pete Crampton 

A man of intelligence, handsome, well hung, astute.

My new boyfriend is a propa' Pete Crampton.

Pete Crampton by RevelBL February 4, 2010

cramphetamine

Any variety of pharmaceutical of the phenethylamine class that is used to treat the symptoms of ADHD and pathological procrastination at exam time.

A recent poll shows that 'Adderall' is the most popular cramphetamine among New England university students

cramphetamine by Spurles November 8, 2013

craptanic 

a really long and shitty movie about a fat girl, a wimpy guy, a big boat and a bigger iceberg. thankfully, the iceberg goes 2-1 against the others.

my girlfriend dragged me to see craptanic and i didn't even get laid afterwards. time for her to go.

craptanic by hal_williamson January 18, 2004