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a really long and shitty movie about a fat girl, a wimpy guy, a big boat and a bigger iceberg. thankfully, the iceberg goes 2-1 against the others.
my girlfriend dragged me to see craptanic and i didn't even get laid afterwards. time for her to go.
by hal_williamson January 18, 2004
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combination of Crap and Titanic. Similar in nature to "Hindentanic" meaning that something is so obviously flawed that it will fail on the first use. Coined in this connotation by me shortly after the movie Titanic came out, and has been in use ever since.
That craptanic went down HARD! (said of mousercatbot's first match in battlebots)
by Josh McG January 17, 2007
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