craptanic

a really long and shitty movie about a fat girl, a wimpy guy, a big boat and a bigger iceberg. thankfully, the iceberg goes 2-1 against the others.

my girlfriend dragged me to see craptanic and i didn't even get laid afterwards. time for her to go.

by hal_williamson January 18, 2004

craptanic

combination of Crap and Titanic. Similar in nature to "Hindentanic" meaning that something is so obviously flawed that it will fail on the first use. Coined in this connotation by me shortly after the movie Titanic came out, and has been in use ever since.

That craptanic went down HARD! (said of mousercatbot's first match in battlebots)

by Josh McG January 20, 2007

CraptainSensible

The misnomer of CaptainSensible. Someone proficient in bullshit

I can't believe what the OP posted, I'm gonna respond to the bullshit.

Don't bother, it's CraptainSensible

by erroneousapostrophe January 2, 2009

Craptonite

A turd so powefully foul that it makes you gag

Oh my god I've been attacked by Craptonite!!!!

by Jamie Sommers July 28, 2004

Crapmanistan

A word for countries which are considered to be third world, or merely subpar. This specific term is used generally for countries around the middle east with names which are unfamiliar and/or hard to pronounce.

I asked Sally what country we were bombing, and she shrugged and said, "Crapmanistan."

by cool4dude April 29, 2005

craptastic

the zenith of crap; the highest level of crap that can be reached.

"These scrabble letters I keep getting are certainly craptastic." or "The service I receive from my cable provider is truly craptastic."

by Of the Sun March 2, 2010

chartanic

a guy who has red hair and he is chinese. he is very fat around the waste but is skinny everywhere else. He is a honger and such. his name does not refer to charles.






or does it....

i cant understand what he says all i hear is ching chang chong. damn hongers.

by ~X~x~sexy babi~x~X~ May 8, 2004