craminin

a drug,
inserted into ones ass and applied by tounge. It helps with fear of light and constipation. Possible side effects include loss of scrotum and testicles, diarhea our of nose, and cornflake blood.

Paris hiltons new sex tape includes her smoking marijuanna with a man named blademiester and getting naked as he gives her some craminin.

by Blademeister December 7, 2006

Craining

Craining is the act of ejaculating on someone's face

Last night I had some awesome sex with your mother and i finished by craining on your mum's face

by Diadem Phillips October 15, 2010

Crainin'

Crazy-Rain. Not just regular rain, exteme rain/wind, cant see, sucks.

Fred: Dude, it was raining so hard last night my roof was leaking!!!

Jim: Yeah Man, It was Crainin'!!

by crainin' man February 27, 2010

craining out

Making a plan, and bailing out at the last moment.

Your friend organizes a night out inviting 10 people. At the last moment he calls you saying he is not coming anymore. That's the stereotypical 'craining out'

by premature E September 8, 2013

Craining

Like dogging but f***ing on a construction site instead of a car park.

All you doggers have it wrong, we now use a construction site to meet and I tell you when Craining I managed to get about six girls to touch my hard helmet!!

by Nearly Tall Paul August 29, 2013

Carmining

The act of adding in a new character to a story for the sole purpose of killing him/her, usually early on. This is a reference to Gears of War, where the Carmine characters were killed off early and often.

Person 1: I'm writing a war story were everyone dies.
Person 2: How do you keep it so long?
Person 1: I add a character to advance the plot, then kill him off.
Person 2: Quit Carmining, man!

by therevenant February 26, 2012

Cromininicroneism

It is a term for someone who can have sex or jack off and piss at the same time uncontrollably

"That's way to much!? what's going on!?"

"Sorry I have Cromininicroneism"

by Flutenant January 23, 2022