A friendship with someone you meet through the craigslist personals. Often is an email, chat or text-message based friendship that may or may not include meeting in person.
This craigship is over. I'm sick of you bugging me to have sex all the time! My ad was posted in the strictly platonic section, remember?
by CraigLister November 4, 2013
Get the craigship mug.not to be confused with craigs-hook, this is an offensive term used to describe someone's lover or mistress that, as the name implies, they picked up as a result of a previous craigs-hook, which evolved into an on-the-side (lover or mistress) relationship.
a hard working husband comes home from work, only to find his wife in bed with their friend's teenage son. he then asks his wife:
husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?
wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.
husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.
husband: um,Barbara sweetie, what exactly do you think you are doing? Is Kyle your new craigshook?
wife: no, Adrian. well, yes he is a craigs-hook, since I picked him up on Craigslist and he asked me to decougar him.
husband (adressing the teenager): so you are a mommy-grabber, you bastard? If so, you don't deserve a a craigs-hook with my wife, but a bloody left hook. And you don't deserve to be my wife's craigshook either, since I will now kick you out of my house for ever.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2012
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A website that makes people inherently dumber. Used as a way to post advertisements for the selling of items and services, it is now overrun with the stupid. Any description of an item is completely ignored, and subsequent idiotic questioning follows. In the off-chance that someone actually gets to the point of making an offer for an item, any listed price is ignored and a low-ball offer is made. A trade may also be offered, whether or not this has been mentioned as an alternative to cash payment. The idiocy is not entirely limited to the buyer, as there are many occasions where a seller is contacted and then has no idea what they are selling. Because there are so many stupid people on Craigslist, many scams have been set up to take advantage of this. There are multiple types of schemes in place to try to take these people's money, often successfully. Despite Craigslist's best efforts and numerous warnings against these scams, most users are often too dense to realize that they are about to be financially raped, and possibly physically as well as there are many listings for sexual encounters.
Buyer: "Yo you got that gixxer for sale on Craigslist bro?"
Seller: "It's not a Suzuki GSX-R, it's a Honda CBR1000. Yes I'm still selling it for $5,500."
Buyer: "Alright yo, so you'll take $2000 then?"
Seller: "No."
Buyer: "What about a set of Bridgestone tires?"
Seller: "No."
Example 2
Buyer: "Hi I'm calling about the motorcycle you have listed on Craigslist. Is it still for sale?"
Seller: "What motorcycle?"
Buyer: "You have a 2007 Suzuki listed for $4800 on Craigslist. Is it still for sale or is it sold?"
Seller: "......."
Buyer: "So you didn't list a 2007 Suzuki for $4800?"
Seller: "Oh yeah yeah yeah my bad bro. Nah it's sold."
Seller: "It's not a Suzuki GSX-R, it's a Honda CBR1000. Yes I'm still selling it for $5,500."
Buyer: "Alright yo, so you'll take $2000 then?"
Seller: "No."
Buyer: "What about a set of Bridgestone tires?"
Seller: "No."
Example 2
Buyer: "Hi I'm calling about the motorcycle you have listed on Craigslist. Is it still for sale?"
Seller: "What motorcycle?"
Buyer: "You have a 2007 Suzuki listed for $4800 on Craigslist. Is it still for sale or is it sold?"
Seller: "......."
Buyer: "So you didn't list a 2007 Suzuki for $4800?"
Seller: "Oh yeah yeah yeah my bad bro. Nah it's sold."
by Benrama34 May 1, 2014
Get the Craigslist mug.One who gives misleading information about his intentions with a seller. The craigslist liar is known to promise a meeting time and never show. The craigslist liar is generally characterized by over-enthusiam about an item he claims he wants to buy accompanied by repeated texts about his intentions. The craigslist liar is almost always a potential buyer. In the end the seller gets one broke off in him and he's left high and dry.
Dale and the craigslist liar...
Dale got stood up three times last week,
That craigslist liar broke him over and had his way with him, in the end, dale felt used and violated.
Dale got stood up three times last week,
That craigslist liar broke him over and had his way with him, in the end, dale felt used and violated.
by v_man October 19, 2013
Get the Craigslist Liar mug.A woman or man who frequents the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist in search of partners for casual sex. Some Craigslist Sluts never divulge their real name.
Liz was the first woman who ever replied to a CL posting of mine (in September, 2004), as I heard from her from time to time, over the years, I realized she was a genuine Craigslist Slut but it would be years before we ever made a connection because I was always never quick enough to emaiul her back when she would reply to my ad. Last week, I posted, I heard from her, I gave a different name, we exchanged photos, and before I knew it, without even speaking to me on the phone, she'd given me her address and told me to come over and have my way with her.
by nyb January 9, 2008
Get the Craigslist Slut mug.The overwhelming feeling of panic you get just before meeting someone (possibly a serial killer) from Craigslist to buy or sell goods.
Craigslist anxiety causes you to wonder why you play Russian Roulette with your life to buy a discounted pair of speakers or sell something that probably should have been chucked in the garbage.
Craigslist anxiety causes you to wonder why you play Russian Roulette with your life to buy a discounted pair of speakers or sell something that probably should have been chucked in the garbage.
I just had the worst case of Craigslist anxiety, but I lived and scored the cheapest copy of Rosetta Stone ever!
by SoFloBabyMama June 13, 2011
Get the Craigslist anxiety mug.Can you believe some guy wrote a fanfic about Captain America and Flounder from The Little Mermaid?! What a crackship!
by H@rdc0re March 20, 2008
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