crackpon 

Crack applied to a tampon then inserted in ones asshole.

Reid:
Dude, last night was a fuckin' blur...why does my asshole hurt like I was raped by a black man?

Andy:
Ummmm...because you were raped by a black man. You took that crackpon like a powerbottom faggot.

crackpon by Whisker Lickin May 3, 2009

Niggerbob Crackpants 

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.

Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

Niggerbob Crackpants by Niggward Tentacles August 18, 2009

cracktonite 

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.

Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.

cracktonite by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

Crackron 

Refers to the city of Akron, Ohio. Due to its large population of citizens on crack or various other illegal drugs.

Dude did you see that whore givin dollar bj's in the alley?
-yeah I fuckin hate Crackron.

Crackron by marbred1212 June 28, 2009

CrackFone 

A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.

person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."

CrackFone by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008

Crackbone 

A semi-famous player of Zombie Panic: Source. Featured on Source Mod Todd's "Greatest Zombie Killer Challenge". He didn't make #1, but he's still pretty funny and a good zombie killer. Likes to replace 75% of his nouns with "bullshit", "asshole", and "brain dawgs". His famous line is "Cut 'Em Up!" while yelling incoherent swear words.

His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".

An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.

1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"

2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"

3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"

Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.

*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"

Crackbone by Flood_Master7 March 3, 2009

crackpot theory 

a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)

person1: the free masons rule the world
person2: thats a crackpot theory if i ever hurd one before

crackpot theory by dawordspecialist July 26, 2007