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crackpon 

Crack applied to a tampon then inserted in ones asshole.
Reid:
Dude, last night was a fuckin' blur...why does my asshole hurt like I was raped by a black man?

Andy:
Ummmm...because you were raped by a black man. You took that crackpon like a powerbottom faggot.
crackpon by Whisker Lickin May 3, 2009

Niggerbob Crackpants 

One of the best cartoon characters of all. Just love the theme music. Enjoy it below.
Are you ready niggs?... Fo Sho Cap'n.... I can't fuckin hear you!... Fo Sho Cap'n... Ooooooooooo... Who lives in that box under the tree?... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Smelly and black and poorest is he... Niggerbob Crackpants!... If smokin crack and playin dice is something you wish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Running from cops and smelling like fish... Niggerbob Crackpants!... Ready?... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crackpants... Niggerbob Crankpants... Niggerboooooooob Crackpaaaaasants... Oh Nigg,Nigg,Nigg... (flute music)

cracktonite 

Something that is as irresistible and addictive as crack is to a crackhead but as deadly as kryptonite is to Superman.
Teenage girls are that fool's cracktonite. He can't stay away, but they fuck him up every time.
cracktonite by Kuzbuite August 27, 2008

Crackron 

Refers to the city of Akron, Ohio. Due to its large population of citizens on crack or various other illegal drugs.
Dude did you see that whore givin dollar bj's in the alley?
-yeah I fuckin hate Crackron.
Crackron by marbred1212 June 28, 2009

CrackFone 

A nickname for the prepaid wireless provider TracFone, as their pricing scheme is similar to the way a crack dealer peddles his wares. They get you hooked with an inexpensive phone, then you find out their airtime cards are one of the most costly (per minute) in the wireless industry. Due to their high cost of use, CrackFones are popular with infrequent cell phone users. They're also popular with kids who can't actually afford a cell phone but want their peers to believe they have an actual, working cell phone.
person 1: "Check out my tight picture phone!"
person 2: "Nice. So what's your number?"
person 1: "Uhhh, well... umm..."
person 2: "Lemme guess, you got a CrackFone and you can't afford the minutes for it."
CrackFone by GotAnMP3 December 10, 2008

Crackbone 

A semi-famous player of Zombie Panic: Source. Featured on Source Mod Todd's "Greatest Zombie Killer Challenge". He didn't make #1, but he's still pretty funny and a good zombie killer. Likes to replace 75% of his nouns with "bullshit", "asshole", and "brain dawgs". His famous line is "Cut 'Em Up!" while yelling incoherent swear words.

His site, www.braindawgs.com, is in development. But according to Source Mod Todd, he "contracted a terminal illness" from spending so much time developing the site and clicking "ignore" on all the friend invites he's received recently. The only way to cure this illness is for him to get "1 Million Brain Dawgs".

An interesting character. If you ever find him on Zombie Panic, get ready to hear "asshole" "bullshit" and "cut 'em up" many many times. But you'll love it.
1. Crackbone: "I got them brain dawgs!*"

2. Crackbone: "Cut 'Em up!"

3. Crackbone: "Here's some bullets for your asshole. Take your bullshit and move your asshole. I need some stamina for my asshole!"

Trivia: I've never played Zombie Panic: Source, yet I know all about Crackbone. That makes me cool.

*Brain dawgs is pronounced "Brain Dow-gs"
Crackbone by Flood_Master7 March 3, 2009

crackpot theory 

a statement or idea (not necessarily presented by a crackhead) that is extremely extensive in nature and ridiculous in realilty.
often preceeded by: "i believe", or "don't you think", or "whould it be a good idea to...."
(often presented under the influence of drugs)
person1: the free masons rule the world
person2: thats a crackpot theory if i ever hurd one before
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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