crackly 

Remarkably good, cool, dope, bitchin'.

Bob strolled in to the party and overheard someone say how crackly the rims looked on his car.

crackly: The sound that ice cubes make when a beverage is poured over them. The sound multiple firecrackers make once ignited. The sound a baseball and bat makes when a baseball is well hit by the bat. The sound of a fierce slapshot in a hockey game. The sound a top fuel dragster engine makes when idling, et al.

crackly by scrapiron777 May 10, 2009

cracklin' oat bran 

Edible gold. The best cereal you will ever taste. It looks gross, but is orgasmic. Introduced to many at phillips exeter academy.

hey dude what are you eating?
cracklin' oat bran! what else?!

can i have some of that cereal bro?
nah dude, this is cracklin' oat bran

cracklin' oat bran by dododododododo1234987 June 29, 2010

Cracky Snack

A snack most likley found in a Ghetto Mart or in a truck stop. i.e. Potato Chips, Lorna Doone Cookies, Microwaveable Burritos, Pringles, Litte Debbie Snacks, Hostess Baked Goods, etc...etc...
Should be very high in sugar or salt content. Preferably containing M.S.G. or high fructose corn syrup. Offers little or no nutrition.

DJ Willow from Paris (while on tour): Wow! I've had way too many Cracky Snacks today. I feel like shit! Can we stop at a road-side diner so we can all dine on some real food tonight before the show?
C.B. (Legendary tour bus driver): Um, there is an AMAZING! organic brew-pub in the next town over, about 100 miles from here, can you make it till then?
DJ Willow from Paris: Oh C.B.!!! I LOVE YOU!
C.B.: I know, 'cause I'm the BEST!

Cracky Snack by DJ Willow from Paris July 25, 2007

Ass crackle pop 

When you eat pop rocks and they don’t go off in your mouth. So when you take a shit it sounds like firecrackers in your toilet.

Dude, Jarron I heard a lot of popping in the bathroom, what happened?

Jarron: I just the casual ass crackle pop

Ass crackle pop by Tmilla February 3, 2021

crackyap 

Partial mouthfull of jagged, rotten teeth.

Did you see that guys horrid crackyap? I could smell the rot from here!

You have to be careful when making out with a ten dollar whore, they often have crackyap.

crackyap by Lunicus December 14, 2006

cracklette 

A very racist slur.
You can use it for any race ranging from: white, mexican, black, and asian.
If someone is a pure-bred by chance you can't call them a "cracklette."
This is a word made up for world peace because any race can say it at anytime
This word was founded in COD Modern Warfare.

You're a fucking a cracklette!

cracklette by Serf Sim December 12, 2020

cracky tales 

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...

cracky tales by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008