crackflash 

the act of flashing an ass crack due to wearing low-rise jeans too low.

A girl (or guy?) with really low jeans sits down and unbeknowst to her, flashes her butt crack... That's crackflash.

crackflash by natsai December 12, 2006

crackelass 

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

crackelass by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

cracklash

n. the hair in the crack of an ass; butthair

"Excuse me, do you have a spare toothbrush? I just gave this guy a rim job and I got some cracklashes stuck in my teeth!"

cracklash by ExtraFine August 9, 2004

Cracksplash 

When a man ejaculates his semen on his partner's asscrack instead of in the anus.

She wouldn't agree to letting me make an anal creampie, but she said I could cracksplash her then smear it around with my cock.

Cracksplash by Undersexeddude March 13, 2011

Crackheash 

Three shit heads + smole. Also known as 4 people that met on Wattpad.

“Wow, look at The Crackheash, they look like they do drugs!”

Crackheash by toast.whore January 4, 2021

crackrash 

Someone who has a rash in their butt crack.

Gabe peaced-out when he saw his girlfriend had crackrash.

crackrash by Flatcoat December 17, 2015

crackflappery 

crackflappery. It literally means a loud, barking, fart. Figuratively, it is akin to the Chinese, "go pi" which means "dog farts" as in "you are speaking in dog farts."

For example: "Tucker Carlson's crackflappery about migrant caravans is just meant to frighten and distract his viewers."

Or: "Bears' fans crackflappery about winning the North is gone by the 3rd week of the season."

crackflappery by Packer Pete September 11, 2022