crackflash

the act of flashing an ass crack due to wearing low-rise jeans too low.

A girl (or guy?) with really low jeans sits down and unbeknowst to her, flashes her butt crack... That's crackflash.

by natsai December 12, 2006

crackelass

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

cracklash

n. the hair in the crack of an ass; butthair

"Excuse me, do you have a spare toothbrush? I just gave this guy a rim job and I got some cracklashes stuck in my teeth!"

by ExtraFine August 9, 2004

Cracksplash

When a man ejaculates his semen on his partner's asscrack instead of in the anus.

She wouldn't agree to letting me make an anal creampie, but she said I could cracksplash her then smear it around with my cock.

by Undersexeddude March 13, 2011

Crackheash

Three shit heads + smole. Also known as 4 people that met on Wattpad.

“Wow, look at The Crackheash, they look like they do drugs!”

by toast.whore January 4, 2021

crackrash

Someone who has a rash in their butt crack.

Gabe peaced-out when he saw his girlfriend had crackrash.

by Flatcoat December 17, 2015

crackflappery

crackflappery. It literally means a loud, barking, fart. Figuratively, it is akin to the Chinese, "go pi" which means "dog farts" as in "you are speaking in dog farts."

For example: "Tucker Carlson's crackflappery about migrant caravans is just meant to frighten and distract his viewers."

Or: "Bears' fans crackflappery about winning the North is gone by the 3rd week of the season."

by Packer Pete September 11, 2022